So… is everybody as jazzed as I am about being able to masturbate to hockey again?
It is so much easier to scribble in the corner of the stage directions a brief and endlessly perplexing “exit, pursued by a bear” than it is to build a bear costume or hire a trained bear. Whenever Dinobot and I are told about a certain prop or costume we have to build I end up wondering how much easier it might have been to just think about something less complicated in the first place. Unfortunately we rarely complain in time and at the stage where we have already drawn the blueprints and purchased the materials, the idea has developed too much of a life of its own to undo. Continue reading