It’s that time of year again friends – time to start panicking if you haven’t yet begun your holiday shopping! Fortunately, TheComedyWives.com is here to help! We’ve rounded up some great gift ideas for everybody on your list. And since these suggestions are all available online, you can get your shopping done without ever having to brave the snow or the crowded malls!
Feeling strapped for cash? No worries – we’ve also included great options for 30$ or less.
What’s that you say? You’re comedian poor? No problem! We’ve also provided some great DIY alternatives!
So hit the jump and let’s start shopping!!!
In honour of CAT WEEK here at thecomedywives.com, I’ve scoured the internet to bring you the most hilarious, shocking or just down-right fascinating facts about cats. Or, as I like to call them, CAT FACTS! For example:
Did you know that the net worth of the wealthiest cat in the world, Mr. Twindle, is greater than that of both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie combined? The favourite pet of the late Earl of Sheffingham, Mr. Twindle is the sole legal heir to over 20 garment factories throughout Asia and Latin America, as well as an outlet mall in Colorado!
Wow! That’s one rich cat! Is he single!? Hahahaha. Amirite, ladies???
Hit the jump for another 10 of the best CAT FACTS that the internet has to offer!
So… is everybody as jazzed as I am about being able to masturbate to hockey again?
Do you have an avocado and too much time on your hands? If so, why not grow your own avocado tree? It’s not exactly fun, or particularly useful, but it is something that you can blog about when you don’t have anything real to contribute! Yay!
- Find an avocado. Remove the pit and wash it thoroughly. Use the avocado to make guacamole, or, if you don’t mind me saying so, perhaps a face mask? Let’s be real, all the avocado trees in the world won’t land you a comedy husband if you don’t do something about that flakey skin. Continue reading
When Monika first proposed that we join forces to create the world’s most awesome blog, I was elated. We were several hours into the gin-and-tonic tornado known as “girls night”, and we were pretty confident we had just uncovered some hidden, and deeply meaningful, message in the latest episode of Girls. This, of course, was the much discussed “42 year-old doctor” episode. But, while everyone else was busy questioning the likelihood of such an encounter, or the appropriateness of a midriff-baring, silk romper, we were much more concerned with the absence of Hannah’s purse. (No purse? Really? You’re just walking around for 2 days with nowhere to keep your keys or lip gloss? Bull-shizzz!) We were convinced that there was no way that a mind as great as Lena Dunham’s would make such a glaring omission accidentally. Surely, somewhere, buried in the mystery of the missing purse was some terrific insight into the feminist cause. And if we could only find it… well, shit, that would make one hell of a blog post.