I may be a Montrealer, but my mother is actually from Boston. I love my mom like crazy, so I thought it only fair to follow up my DIY: Stuffed Habs Boyfriend tutorial with a DIY: Stuffed Bruins Boyfriend tutorial.
The process is essentially the same but with a few key differences. Hit the jump to get started.
1) Start by cutting the following pieces out of black, white and yellow felt:
(A) Skin-Tone Semi-Circles x2 – 12″W x 8.5″H
(B) Black Rectangles x2 – 12″W x 7″H
(C) White Rectangles x2 – 12″W x 3″H
(D) Yellow Rectangles x2 – 12″W x 2.25″H
(E) Black Rectangles x2 – 8.5″W x 4.75″H
(F) White Rectangles x4 – 1.5″W x 4.75″H
(G) Black Rectangles x4 – 1.75″W x 4.75″H
(H) White Rectangles x2 – 12″W x 3″H
(I) Black Rectangles x2 – 12″W x 2″H
2) Next, take pieces (A), (B), (D) and (F) and roll them up tightly into a cylinder.
3) Now, take that cylinder and shove it as far up your ass as you can, you piece of human garbage. Wooohooo! Bruins Suck! Go Habs Go!
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